bored

i know i must be getting really bored when i start to look at personals. i used to do when i lived in wisconsin.

i used to look at yahoo, now i look on craigs list.

the thing about personals, you can't make it up, it's so bad, real and lame, and funny.

like this one.

I AM REAL NOT FAKE COME AND ENJOY - 32 - (HALLANDALLE) pic

"HELLO TO EVERY LADIE AROUND THE AREA. I AM ARGENTINIAN GUY , 6 FEET TALL, SINGLE , WITH NO KIDS, LOVE SPORTS, SWIM, DANCE, MOVIES, TRAVEL , I WORK IN 2 JOBS, BUT ALWAYS I HAVE TIME TO FUN . IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFERENT AND FUN , YOU NOW HOW CAN REACH ME , JUST SEND ME A EMAIL WITH YOUR EMAIL OR PHONE NUMBER AND I CALL YOU OR EMAIL U BACK, EMAILS WITH PICTURE, NO DISAPOINT. KISSES, HASTA LA VISTA BABY , CHAU , GOOD BYE . "

or this.

Hey there. I'm looking for a woman who values moderation in all things and who thinks positively and doesn't need much more than easy conversation and a I am looking for someone who is passionate about life. I am looking for a women who is ready to have a serious relationship and has no need to play games. not me and i want a fresh start when i have my first kid but if its really over and we vibe i'll give a tryMEmy is Jeff I'm 5'4. I know I might sound kinda plain on here but the more you get to know, the more good youl find with me, Im not realy good at putting this Please no dick pics or anything like that, I wan tto see your face not what you might think with.




this one sounded actually good, except for the sports part. i love younger guys too. the pic wasn't bad either.

Ivy League SWM looking for Older SWF - 27
Former child musician, Yankees fan, never afraid to try something new, knew what Willis was talking, about and inventor of Where’s Waldo…well most of those things are true. I don't know why I am attracted to older women, but I am and would like to meet some, and take it from there/

Well, here it goes: Slow day at work for a 27 year old, white, who is 5'9 brown hair blue eyes, went to an Ivy league school, has a great job and a good family...just looking for someone special to share everything with. I travel when I can (been to over 25 countries and 25 states). Nothing is more exciting than going somewhere you have never been before and exploring different cultures/locations/people than your accustom to. I love to be active and have tons of interests and hobbies from sports (watching and playing – especially cycling), to exploring both city and the outdoors to movies (especially foreign movies), going to restaurants, live music, theater and finally cooking. Even though it doesn’t always come out perfect, I find nothing more creative and relaxing than cooking, especially for someone else. If you want to get to know me better, email me a picture and the best means to chat. Hope to hear from you soon.





but, no way, these people are stalkers, and creepy, and serial killlers.